January 2012
1 post
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
1 post
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Dec 15th
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November 2011
1 post
Anonymous asked: How do you make it?
Or where can you get them?
Please Reply..
Nov 3rd
August 2011
3 posts
6 tags
Aug 22nd
15 notes
8 tags
Aug 11th
23 notes
2 tags
Aug 8th
July 2011
3 posts
2 tags
Jul 31st
1 note
3 tags
Jul 21st
Jul 19th
518 notes
April 2011
2 posts
3 tags
“You know we’re stoners because we’re even late for 4/20.”
– My friend Robin, at 1am this morning.
Apr 21st
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Apr 18th
March 2011
4 posts
3 tags
Mar 27th
486 notes
3 tags
“There’s more where that came from. I’m contractually obligated to...”
– Angie (30 Rock/Queen of Jordan)
Mar 19th
4 tags
Mar 13th
4 notes
5 tags
Mar 8th
February 2011
9 posts
3 tags
“I had to leave, they were having fun wrong.”
– Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
Feb 26th
7 tags
Feb 22nd
72 notes
3 tags
Feb 18th
54,432 notes
3 tags
“Maybe Robbie isn’t rich, but he needs a limo because he has a lot of DUIs.”
– Phil Dunfy (Modern Family)
Feb 17th
4 tags
“You know what they say. Candy is dandy, but yay weed.”
– Victoria Flynn (Mike & Molly)
Feb 16th
5 notes
4 tags
Feb 12th
7 tags
Feb 12th
2 tags
Feb 5th
3 tags
“It’s like accidentally walking into a gay bar and then having no one hit...”
– Raj Koothrappali (The Big Bang Theory)
Feb 4th
January 2011
19 posts
3 tags
“It’ll be okay, it’s not like I’m going to rape him. I could...”
– Jez (Peep Show)
Jan 31st
3 tags
“People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust people,...”
– Super Hans (Peep Show)
Jan 31st
6 notes
6 tags
#glitch.fm
it's turkish tea
you haven't lived if you haven't had it
the kind that makes you hallucinate?
I feel like I've had it and recalled it being good
no
just tea
geez
I don't /always/ have to have drugs with everything, you know
Jan 30th
4 tags
Jan 25th
4 tags
Party Down
Ron: Do you remember my party buddy, Kevin? That's where his foot used to be.
Henry: So pot made his foot fall off?
Jan 23rd
4 tags
Jan 20th
4 tags
“I’ve been initiated. I am a drug user. Fuck the police!”
– Mark (Peep Show)
Jan 20th
37 notes
5 tags
Jan 18th
5 tags
Jan 15th
2,027 notes
6 tags
Jan 14th
5 tags
Jan 12th
387 notes
4 tags
“Oh, I’m sorry. I could put the trash into a landfill where it is going to...”
– Charlie (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
2 notes
3 tags
#apples
sexpanther is harmful, wicked, loud, smart, creative, neat & clean and quick & dirty.
Jan 11th
6 tags
Jan 10th
12 notes
4 tags
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Mac: What in the hell is a MySpace page?
Dee: It's like that friends forum.
Dennis: Dude, these things are actually pretty awesome. You create a profile, and then you put your picture on there, and then other people send you pictures of themselves and they want to be your friend.
Mac: Wow, so that's the saddest thing I've ever heard. You guys are losers.
Dennis: How are we losers, dude?
Mac: Well, maybe it boils down to this, smart guy: computers are for losers.
Dennis: And you're drinking a beer at 8 o'clock in the morning.
Mac: Whatever, dude, irrelevant.
Jan 9th
6 tags
Jan 8th
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Jan 6th
160 notes
4 tags
Jan 5th
3 notes
December 2010
41 posts
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Dec 28th
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“Oh shit! I taped over my Luther Vandross mix.”
– Frank (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Dec 28th
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“Oh, so you’re after some sex tips from a far more experienced lover? Two...”
– Nathan (Misfits)
Dec 22nd
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“What if I need to contact you? What if I take a mega trip and forget who I am? ...”
– Jez (Peep Show)
Dec 22nd
4 tags
Dec 21st
1 note
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Dec 21st
1 note
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Dec 18th