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My name is Alicia (but ask certain IRC users/ravers and they'll tell you it's sexpanther) and I love turtles, good beer, booty gabber, and my chinchilla, Nox. I frequently listen to online radio stations, so last.fm isn't always accurately displaying what I've been listening to. Oh, and I watch too much TV. Any photos I post are mine, unless credited otherwise. Cap Count: 59

"Oh, so you’re after some sex tips from a far more experienced lover? Two words: fishermen’s friend. You pop one of those bad boys in your mouth and then you head due south and you pleasure her orally. And it’s the menthol! She’s gonna feel like her pussy is on fire. I always keep some on me just in case I’m required to preform."

— Nathan (Misfits)
Comment   12.22.10
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